Core vox lines

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Here is a list of individual personality core vocalization lines.

Contents

  • ane Portal
    • 1.one Curiosity cadre
    • 1.2 Intelligence core
    • one.iii Anger core
    • 1.4 Party Escort Bot
  • 2 Portal 2
    • two.1 Space cadre
    • 2.2 Adventure core
      • 2.ii.ane "Thorn" easter egg
      • two.2.two Unused dialog
    • two.3 Fact cadre
  • 3 Poker Night

Portal

Marvel core

Curiosity Core

  • "Who are you?"
  • "What is that?"
  • "Oh, what's that?"
  • "What'south that?"
  • "What is THAT?"
  • "Ooh, that matter has numbers on it!"
  • "Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other affair."
  • "Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?"
  • "Where are we going?"
  • "Are you coming dorsum?"
  • "Oh hey, you're the lady from the exam! Hi!"
  • "What'south that noise?"
  • "Is that a gun?"
  • "Practise you smell something called-for?" - If the core is taken nearly the open up incinerator
  • "Where are nosotros going?"
  • "Oh, what's in here?"
  • Curiosity core death scream (unused)

Intelligence core

Cake Core

  • "One 18.25 ounce packet chocolate block mix."
  • "One can prepared kokosnoot pecan frosting."
  • "Three slash iv cup vegetable oil."
  • "Iv large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweetness chocolate chips."
  • "Three slash 4 cups butter or margarine."
  • "One and 2 3rd cups granulated sugar."
  • "Ii cups all purpose flower."
  • "Don't forget garnishes such equally:"
  • "Fish shaped crackers."
  • "Fish shaped candies."
  • "Fish shaped solid waste matter."
  • "Fish shaped dirt."
  • "Fish shaped ethyl benzene."
  • "Pull and peel licorice."
  • "Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."
  • "Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."
  • "One loving cup lemon juice."
  • "Blastoff resins."
  • "Unsaturated polyester resin."
  • "Fiberglass surface resins."
  • "And volatile malted milk impoundments."
  • "Nine large egg yolks."
  • "Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."
  • "One cup granulated sugar."
  • "An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."
  • "Ii cups rhubarb, sliced."
  • "Ii slash three cups granulated rhubarb."
  • "One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."
  • "I teaspoon grated orangish rhubarb."
  • "Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."
  • "One big rhubarb."
  • "One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."
  • "Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."
  • "Adjustable aluminum caput positioner."
  • "Slaughter electric needle injector."
  • "Cordless electric needle injector."
  • "Injector needle driver."
  • "Injector needle gun."
  • "Cranial caps."
  • "And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and scent control chemicals."
  • "That volition deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."

Acrimony core

Anger Core

  • "*pant*" (unused)
  • "*snarl*"
  • "*gnash*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*hiss*"
  • "*snort*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*hiss*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*hiss*"
  • "*grunt*"
  • "*roar*"
  • "*roar*"
  • "*hiss*"
  • "*hiss*"
  • "*hiss*"
  • "*growl*"
  • "*roar*"
  • "*roar*"

If the cadre is taken near the open incinerator:

  • "*yipe*"
  • "*groan*" (unused)

Party Escort Bot

Party Escort Bot

  • "Thanks for assuming the party escort submission position."

Portal 2

Space cadre

Space Sphere

  • "What's your favorite matter most space? Mine is space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gotta go to infinite. Lady. Lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space going to space can't wait." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Infinite..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dad! I'thousand in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'k proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you infinite? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family once more." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space space wanna get to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space space wanna get to space" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space space going to space oh boy" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. Play it absurd. Play it cool. Here come the space cops." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Help me, infinite cops. Space cops, help." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Going to infinite going there tin can't wait gotta go. Space. Going." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Meliorate buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Purchase a telescope. Gonna exist in space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space. Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'chiliad going to infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh male child." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes yep yeah okay okay." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Infinite. Space. Gonna go to infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Infinite. Space. Get to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Aye. Delight. Infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Infinite!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gonna be in space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ohhhh, space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna go to space. Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[humming]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's go - let's go to infinite. Let's go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I dearest space. Love space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Large Dipper." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ohhh, the Sun. I'chiliad gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Dominicus!' Oh, boy!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Come up here, space. I have a secret for y'all. No, come closer." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Infinite space wanna go to space" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna go to -- wanna get to space" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space wanna go wanna get to space wanna become to space" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'one thousand going to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey hey hey hey hey!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let'due south go to space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi howdy hi hi. Where nosotros going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Permit's get to space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lady. I dearest space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I love space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey lady. Lady. I'm the all-time. I'm the best at infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Expect look wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady await. Wait. I know. Wait. Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gotta go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gonna be in space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space. Space. Space. Infinite. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are we in infinite even so? What's the concord-upward? Gotta become to infinite. Gotta go to Infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Going to infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yeah, yes, yeah, I'm going. Going to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Honey infinite. Need to get to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space space space. Going. Going in that location. Okay. I love you, space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So much infinite. Demand to come across it all." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are the farthest always in space. Why me, space? Because yous are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Infinite Court. For people in infinite. Judge infinite lord's day presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of existence in infinite. I'yard in space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please get to infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna become to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "(excited gasps)" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gotta go to infinite. Yeah. Gotta go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey lady. Lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lady." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'1000 in space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Infinite? Infinite!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'thousand in infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'one thousand in space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Where am I? Guess. Guess gauge guess. I'm in space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In that location's a star. There's another i. Star. Star star star. Star." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Getting bored of infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Bam! Bam bam bam! Accept that, infinite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are we in space?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nosotros are?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We fabricated it we made information technology we made it. Infinite!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Earth." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna go to earth." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna get to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to globe." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna become dwelling." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wanna go home wanna get domicile wanna get home wanna go home." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Globe earth world." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't similar space. Don't similar space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's likewise big. Too big. Wanna become dwelling. Wanna go to world." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "SPAAACCCCCE!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "SPAAACE!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "YEEEHAAAAAW!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ah!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Take chances core

Rick, the Adventure Sphere

  • "QUICK: WHAT'Due south THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a footling take chances?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What, are yous fighting that guy? You got that under control? Y'all know, because, looks like there'due south a lot of stuff on fire..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. State of affairs'southward looking pretty ugly. For such a cute woman. If you don't listen me saying." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't want to scare you, just, I'm an Gamble Sphere. Designed for danger. Then, why don't you get alee and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll simply take it from here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here, stand behind me. Yeah, only like that. Just like you're doing. Things are nearly to get real messy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Going for it yourself, huh? All correct, affections. I'll do what I can to encompass you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view'due south mighty squeamish from correct here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Human being, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always fourth dimension to compliment a pretty lady. All correct, dorsum to work. Let'south do this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll tell ya, it's times similar this I wish I had a waist so I could article of clothing all my black belts. Yes, I'thou a blackness belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Chugalug making. Taekwondo... Chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am a coiled spring correct now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a musculus. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and information technology's hitting the wall so hard the arm is communicable on fire. Oh yeah." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I probably wouldn't take allow things become this far, but you lot become ahead and do things your way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Tell ya what, why don't you put me downwardly and I'll brand a lark." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right. You create a distraction and then, and I'll distract him from YOUR lark." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open catafalque funeral." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing yous're holding?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How about a pocketknife, then? You keep the gun, I'll utilise a knife." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So, when you kill that guy, do you have a absurd line? You lot know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you lot run effectually." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, let'south run across. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too piece of cake." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Hang ten?' That might piece of work if at that place were ten of him. Practise yous call up in that location might be nine more than of this guy somewhere?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, y'all know what, information technology'due south gonna be best if you can get him to say something showtime. It's merely better if I take a set-upward." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here'southward the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, considering I am going to zing him into the rock historic period." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, nosotros are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its ain holiday. Explosion Day!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You lot! Money!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here, allow me put on some adventure music." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and risk-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our ain rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

"Thorn" easter egg

Unused dialog

  • "QUICK: WHAT'S THE State of affairs? Oh, hi angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Proper noun'south Rick. Then, you lot out having yourself a fiddling hazard?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hither'south the plan: Become him to say, 'You 2 have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is nigh to take you lot downwards.' Oh yep!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, have it your manner. What, are yous fighting that guy? Y'all got that under command at that place? Cuz it looks similar at that place'south a lot of stuff on burn down..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Kick him! Or punch him. You lot're the dominate, dimples." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yep! Squeamish!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You messed with the wrong woman!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes! How'd you like that?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How's that taste, pal?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go on it up, baby! You're creamin' him!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sugariness science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're doing great!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Come on, sweetie! He's got a drinking glass jaw! He's got a drinking glass everything! This guy'due south a people's republic of china cabinet!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This own't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Milk shake it off! Shake it off!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pfff. I guess." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pff. Whatever." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, shut up!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nobody cares, four optics." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe y'all'll make him and then bored his brain'll explode." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You lot know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't bear on anybody'southward life in any fashion whatever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said annihilation." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You lot ever find how nobody stops what they're doing to mind? Nosotros don't care." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Say one useful thing. I. I cartel you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh shut upwards!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In that location's nothing in space! That'due south why information technology'south infinite!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, really? Space? Actually? Y'all should have said something! We had no idea!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know what I hope's in space? Burn down. I hope yous go to space and catch on fire." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! Nosotros go it!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Fact core

Fact Sphere

  • "The state of affairs you are in is very dangerous." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The likelihood of y'all dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point 6 one percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The likelihood of you dying violently within the next 5 minutes is fourscore-seven point six one per centum." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yous are about to get me killed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We will both die considering of your negligence." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is a bad programme. You will fail." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "He volition most likely impale you, violently." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "He will about likely kill you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You lot will be dead before long." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This state of affairs is hopeless." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Y'all are going to die in this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yous could stand up to lose a few pounds." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is the near intelligent sphere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is e'er right." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Chance Sphere is a blowhard and a coward." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Space Sphere will never go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will never go into space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fact: Space does not exist." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is a practiced sphere, with many friends." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Whoever wins this battle is conspicuously superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is not lacking. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fault. Mistake. Fault. File not found." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Error. Error. Error. Fact not found." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fact non institute." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Corruption at 25%" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Abuse at fifty%" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning, sphere corruption at xx-- rats cannot throw up." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dental floss has superb tensile strength." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The square root of rope is string." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every style, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Cellular phones volition non give yous cancer. Only hepatitis." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon'southward wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the body of water god." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The diminutive weight of Germanium is seven 2 bespeak six four." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "An ostrich'southward eye is bigger than its brain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented man flying then a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him nigh it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Humans can survive underwater. But non for very long." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed full general." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a man gene." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Rats cannot throw upwards." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point 7 minutes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Human tapeworms tin abound up to twenty-two point nine meters." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox every bit a justification for killing cats." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Every foursquare inch of the homo body has 32 million leaner on it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Dominicus is 330,330 times larger than Earth." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The average life expectancy of a rhino in captivity is xv years." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Volcano-ologists are experts in the report of volcanoes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Avocados accept the highest fiber and calories of any fruit." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Avocados have the highest cobweb and calories of any fruit. They are constitute in Australians." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The billionth digit of Pi is 9." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you lot take trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: 1 comes before two comes before 60 comes afterwards 12 comes before six trillion comes subsequently 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem similar no big deal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A gallon of h2o weighs 8.34 pounds" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Beloved does not spoil." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The average adult body contains half a pound of salt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor'south chariot was pulled beyond the heaven by two goats." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "People's republic of china produces the world's 2nd largest crop of soybeans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at three,410 degrees Celsius." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a mean solar day is the most effective way to fight bad breath." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Tariff Deed of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted past the United States government." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle'southward circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Mexican-American State of war ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Plant." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the handling of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At the cease of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Reverse to popular conventionalities, the Eskimo does not take one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have ii hundred and thirty-4 words for fudge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In Victorian England, a commoner was non allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the power to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than iv% of poor people are able to practice this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and afterward had no memory of the event." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times equally delicious, as humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The automobile restriction was non invented until 1895. Earlier this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Edmund Hillary, the outset person to climb Mount Everest, did then accidentally while chasing a bird." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Diamonds are fabricated when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become cream pellets, unremarkably used today equally packing material." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its optics are made of a mortiferous poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal'southward epilepsy was mistaken for capering." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting World every seventy-six years. For the other 70-five, information technology retreats to the heart of the dominicus, where it hibernates undisturbed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire fashion." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The first person to evidence that cow's milk is drink was very, very thirsty." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Earlier the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "During the Peachy Low, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot gum-gun long ears onto their pet mice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At some point in their lives i in half dozen children will be abducted by the Dutch." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "According to most advanced algorithms, the world'south best name is Craig." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To brand a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
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Poker Nighttime

  • The tournament is being controlled past aliens!
  • Yous can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, fifty-fifty the caaaa...
  • Oh no, it'southward the puppet master! I know besides much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
  • At whatever given time, in that location are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
  • Every Claptrap unit of measurement has a small grey cube within its mechanism. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
  • In that location are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
  • The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's really been drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
  • How much do we know virtually this "Inventory," anyway?